Please... don't erase this one!!! x( (Someone send this to me... I find it funny... xD)
Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Protestantism: Let the shit happen to someone else.
Jehovas Witnesses: Knock, knock. Shit happens...
Zen-Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it's in the will of Allah.
Judaism: Why does shit allways happen to us?
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Hedonism: There is nothing like good shit happening.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens hare hare rama rama.
Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
Rastafarism: Let's smoke this shit, and see what happens!
Secular Humanism: Shit doesn't happen, it evolves.
Teleevangelism: Donate 100$, and shit might stop happening. At least for a while.
Altruism: Do you want some shit?
Apathism: I don't give a shit what happens.
Atheism: I don't believe this shit is happening.
Capitalism How much will this shit cost?
Mormonism: Your shit is shit, but our shit is THE ONE TRUE SHIT.
Surrealism: Shit is shiny and shaped like a car.
Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Protestantism: Let the shit happen to someone else.
Jehovas Witnesses: Knock, knock. Shit happens...
Zen-Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it's in the will of Allah.
Judaism: Why does shit allways happen to us?
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Hedonism: There is nothing like good shit happening.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens hare hare rama rama.
Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
Rastafarism: Let's smoke this shit, and see what happens!
Secular Humanism: Shit doesn't happen, it evolves.
Teleevangelism: Donate 100$, and shit might stop happening. At least for a while.
Altruism: Do you want some shit?
Apathism: I don't give a shit what happens.
Atheism: I don't believe this shit is happening.
Capitalism How much will this shit cost?
Mormonism: Your shit is shit, but our shit is THE ONE TRUE SHIT.
Surrealism: Shit is shiny and shaped like a car.
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Oscar Rafael Porón Alvarez
oscarpalvarez@gmail.com; oscarpalvarez@hotmail.com